I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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