Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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