Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
