I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Your cock deserves a montage
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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