So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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