That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Panties = found
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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