Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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