What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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