Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
worst night to have a conscience
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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