Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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