hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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