Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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