pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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