You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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