Midget sex pt 2 tonight
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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