remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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