no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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