found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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