At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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