she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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