The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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