you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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