office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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