Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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