fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
