Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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