So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
