Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
