once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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