i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
dude. I can hear the air.
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