Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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