I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
40s are totally the cure
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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