I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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