We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think your dad took our porno
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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