Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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