So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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