He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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