I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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