He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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