You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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