The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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