let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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