glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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