But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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