well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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