Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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