They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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