You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
