I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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