Having a random hookup so left but love u
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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how drunk are you?
Several
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
